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Joke of the Day
"What is orange and sounds like a parrot ? A carrot"
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"Two Jews walk into a bar That's it. Do Jews drink very little?"
"Did you hear about the butcher's assistant who ditched work to try out for the football team? He didn't make the cut."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One doesn't scream when you put it in an oven"
"Man walks into a bar with a giraffe The giraffe goes to sleep on the floor. The bartender says, ""Aye, what's that lyin' there?"" The man says, ""It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"""
"""I think Esmerelda's in trouble!"" ""What makes you so sure, Quasimodo?"" ""I have a..."" ... *sunglasses* ... *turns to camera* ... hunch."""
"how is an antivirus similar to porn? You don't have to pay for it."
"Nothing more American than getting on an airport's ""moving walkway"" and standing still as it slowly carries you to a Cinnabon."
"The trick to falling asleep is putting your phone down. Unfortunately, that's not a risk I'm willing to take."
"can you guys help me find an AC/DC song? it has 3 power chords and the lyrics are about being a badass, Thanks! *stolen from RYM*"