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Joke of the Day

"Nothing more American than getting on an airport's ""moving walkway"" and standing still as it slowly carries you to a Cinnabon."

"What do you call it when Kony drinks too much? Cognac"

"What do you call an atheist cartoon? Fedora the explorer"

"If you bump into someone at the grocery store and say goodbye, there's a 99 percent chance you'll see them in every single aisle after that."

"Special thanks to my dictionary for explaining the definition of ""many"" It means a lot."

"Developers don't spoon their SO They fork them."

"Tequila If a guy gets drunk on tequila, and beats you up... then he's guilty of agavated assault."

"What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common? No solo."

"what is a calculators favorite food? pi!"

"What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam? ""Look ma, no hands!"""