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Joke of the Day

"What's the male equivalent of a feminist? A sexist."

"I used to like Mitch Hedberg I still do but I used to too. RIP Mitch, we miss you."

"My GF spent $49 on a haircut. Had she gone to Petsmart she'd have gotten an ear cleaning, anal gland extraction and a free bandana as well."

"Walk into the club like what up does anyone own a black Honda Element because your lights are on"

"Whats long, green, and smells like pork? Kermits finger"

"I never make mistakes. . . I thought I did once; but I was wrong."

"Nothing screams DUI like wearing a really nice suit on a city bus."

"What are filipinos horror stories? Crispy Pata"

"A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair."

"So two reddit mods walk into a bar... ...ya think the second one would have seen it."