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Joke of the Day

"Get ready for a corny joke! ***What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?*** Life is a maze."

"Why did the proctologist have his cars towed to the auto repair shop? He rectum."

"Words can not even begin to describe your beauty and how much I need to borrow your car."

"All I want for my children is to be happy when .. .. they grow up, so I'll definitely advise them not to have any children."

"Hitler was the worst track runner he couldn't even finish one race"

"You should never lie through your teeth. Open your mouth and speak properly."

"In a way, I'm happy that Brexit happened. Now I don't need to correct people when they refer to the UK as England."

"Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd? Cus he looked one way, then another way after."

"Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."

"Just saw a spider scurry across the floor. It's too bad; I really liked living here."