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Joke of the Day

"When Peter Rabbit was working as a porn star, whom did his contract require to be on the set? Fluffer Bunny."

"What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan"

"A normal knock-knock joke ""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Are you."" ""Are you who?"" ""Stop speaking incorrect grammar and get out of my house!"""

"Gay deer A gay deer walks out of a bar and says ""I can't believe I blew 50 bucks"""

"I've started calling my penis ""Elbow"" Because it's hard, flexible, and it's rude to have it out on the table during dinner"

"Obi-wan: These aren't the droids Stormtrooper: They look like them Obi: So all droids look the same to you? Trooper: No, I- Obi: Racist"

"You know you are Canadian when 0c and sunny is beautiful warm day..."

"What did Hitler say when he rose to power? Give me all Germany. (Ger-money) Yeah I'm sorry. On my way out."

"What kind of boxes do gay boxes like? Male Boxes."

"Don't judge me until you know me. Don't underestimate me until you challenge me. And don't talk about me until you talk to me"