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Joke of the Day

"When Peter Rabbit was working as a porn star, whom did his contract require to be on the set? Fluffer Bunny."

"Just tried to kill a snake in the backyard. And by kill I mean screaming as loudly as a human can in an attempt to make its head explode."

"I used to work in a bakery, didn't really enjoy it and the pay wasn't great... I just kneaded the dough I'm sorry, I'll leave now..."

"Women jokes are not funny Period."

"(Waiter) ""What can I get you sir?"" (Gastronomist) ""Something with a simpler plot."""

"How many Jews died in the holocaust? Not enough."

"My dick was in the Guinness book of world records Then the librarian asked me to take it out"

"Last chance to use the washroom before I shower! Speak now or forever hold your pees."

"What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling."

"How did the raisin have fun at the movies? It took a date...."