197519
Joke of the Day
"Women would save a lot of money on beauty products if they ever realized they have a vagina."
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"Anytime I go to the doctors I feel so ripped off. Whatever my complaint is, it's always the same damn advice: ""Lay off the methamphetamine."""
"Did you hear about the group Italians joining ISIS? They are calling themselves the Italian ISIS."
"will be tailgating outside the art museum tomorrow. needed: 6 people to paint their chests & help me spell out PICASSO"
"A little kid came up to me and said... ""I have two mommies."" ""Really?"", I said. ""Your parents are lesbians?"" ""No, my mom's just a schizophrenic."""
"""I'm laying by the pool. Better take a picture of my legs and post it on the internet."" - girls"
"My dog used to chase people on a bike It got so bad I had to take away his bike.."
"Why is Man Utd's chemistry lacking? Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces."
"The 80's called and they want you to stop saying they called."
"Paula Deen is set to release memoirs about life with Type 2 diabetes It will be titled ""Paula Deen - For Butter or Worse"""