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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk? A star-spangled banner"
Next Joke
"What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist? THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!"
"To test my kid's readiness for a pet I had her clean up poop in the yard all week and now I can't go back to using the toilet."
"Some people say I'm a dreamer But my therapist calls them night terrors"
"What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night? Nocturtle"
"What do you call a brown woman with a yeast infection? Beef Wellington"
"Sex is like candy... You can't give it to little girls without people thinking you're a pedophile"
"hunter s. thompson was cool, but there were also tribes that were gatherer s. thompson"
"If the Mexicans are taking all of the jobs, then why do Koreans still rule the nail salons? Because Tu is better than Juan."
"Sorry I pretended I was drowning so you could see how incredible my hair looked underwater."