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Joke of the Day

"What do you call... What do you call cheese with no friends. Forever provolone. Sorry for my bad pun"

"What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions? DirecTV (Say it aloud)"

"Are you in a serious relationship with a rock? If you are, don't take it for granite"

"what do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates? a tear-jerker"

"My daughter did a cart wheel and slammed her head right into the coffee table. That's all the DNA test I need."

"How come when my kid wants to show me something, she has to place it directly inside my cornea?"

"Why was the egg late for work? It ova slept."

"It costs $6 to visit Karl Marx's grave. Google it."

"If someone doesn't text u back it's certainly bc whatever u texted them was so stupid that it destroyed whatever relationship u may have had"

"My personal assistant is an African American named Barry. But I just call him BlackBarry."