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Joke of the Day
"What type of overalls did Mario wear? Denim denim denim"
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"For my birthday... For my birthday I got myself glasses. So my observational comedy's really improved"
"Do you want to hear a joke about a psychologist? - Yes. - Why?"
"ME: This man's robbing me COP: No he's not M: He was doing it a second ago *puts robber's hand on wallet* come on why aren't you robbing now"
"TIFU by accidentally eating my friend's sandwich from Subway Oops, wrong sub."
"If r/jokes was a person, what organ would he be having problems with? De-liver"
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