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Joke of the Day

"Moth balls Q: What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand? A: A really big moth!"

"What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.."

"How are spinach and anal sex alike? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you probably won't like it as an adult"

"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the children? Want to buy a piece of candy?"

"Knock Knock Who's there... Little Boy Blue... Little Boy Blue Who... Michael Jackson..."

"""Saying hot is disrespectful. You should say beautiful instead."" ""Fine. Can you pass me the beautiful sauce then?"""

"A black lady named Betty walks into a butcher shop that's always running out of things and ask for some beef The butcher replies ""No black Betty, ham or lamb?"""

"Updates status.. no one comments. Updates status again."

"Too bad Anne Frank never saw Home Alone. Could have been a serious game changer in my opinion."

"How do you catch a unique cat? Unique up on it."