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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a boy scout and a jew? Only one makes it back from camp."

"What Is The Best Sub Reddit To See Once Watching ""Gods Of Egypt?"" /r/EyeBleach."

"You can't spell grope without GOP."

"Funny Comeback Dad: you better pass your exam or else forget me as your father! son: ..... son: sure, whatever dad. FIVE HOURS LATER Dad: so how was your exam? Son: who the hell are you?"

"If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants."

"How was your thanksgiving? >> Very stuffing."

"Heard this the other day. Made me piss myself even though im not American There's nothing worse than a 6.9 A 69 interrupted by a period."

"[NSFW] why do penguins have flat dicks? Because they masturbate like this *imitates penguin flapping arms*"

"I tried anal for the first time last night when I was blacked out.. I never knew I had it in me..."

"Why is Bieber never late? because he's always justin time"