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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a boy scout and a jew? Only one makes it back from camp."

"Friend showed me all the pics taken from the drone he got for Christmas, so I won't be renting the cottage on their farm after all."

"What does Popeye use to toss his salad? Olive Oil."

"What's the difference between a married woman and this joke? This joke sucks."

"It's a sad day when you watch National Geographic and realize oysters have a better sex life than you."

"Hilary should change her name to Monica. NSFW She obviously wants the next presidents dick in her mouth the way she steals his rhetoric"

"-Knock knock -Who's there? -Go fuck yourself!"

"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says ""Hey did you see Donald Trump talking about his dick on tv last night? Can you believe that fucking guy might be president?"""

"60% of my day is spent quickly closing non work-related browser windows when my boss walks by."

"A couple of letters drove out to the desert and took all their clothes off. They were arrested by the sands sheriff."