199419

Joke of the Day

"A couple of letters drove out to the desert and took all their clothes off. They were arrested by the sands sheriff."

"Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store? Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick ""Up""."

"I decided to give away all of my old batteries Free of charge"

"[LPT request] how to wake up from a bad dream. Wait. What do you mean he's really president?"

"Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made."

"My girlfriend makes me want to be a better man So I can get a better girlfriend"

"A better name for everything bagels would be '3-5 things bagels'"

"At A Bar A very large group of photons walked out of a bar. The bartender looked up, and saw nothing."

"so a polar bear walks into a bar and says: ""i'd like a...................................... beer."" and the bartender says: ""hey man, what's with the big pause?"""

"Why did the cook go to jail? He was caught beating the egg"