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Joke of the Day

"Chemistry Humor... ""What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.0221412910^23 pieces?"" Guacomole."

"What did the cannibal get when he was home late for dinner? A cold shoulder"

"Girls are like squaring numbers... If their under 18, just do them in your head."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis."

"""THEN HE GOES BACK IN TIME AND THE DOGGIE IS SAD AND ICE CREAM."" --My 3 year-old, telling a more coherent story than LOST."

"If you spin an Chinese man around a hundred times... does he get disoriented?"

"- Hey babe, do you like how I did my makeup? - Yes and if you want I can go and kill Batman with you."

"My friend just joined a Reggae band, he plays the triangle. He says it's pretty easy, all he has to do is... Sit at the back and ting."

"Whenever I browse an NSFW Subreddit . . . . . . I always sort it by Hot."

"Before you judge someone... Walk a mile in their shoes. If you still don't like them, at least they're a mile away, and you have their shoes."