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Joke of the Day

"Does anybody know how many toddlers you have to bring to 'Toys For Tots' before you're eligible for an Xbox?"

"My sister graduated from college over a year ago and is still unemployed... I found her sobbing on the couch so I asked, ""having an existential cry, sis?"""

"Bigfoot walks into a bar.. The bartender is no longer able to discern reality and spends the rest of his life in a mental institution."

"I heard PAX and Comic Con won't be merging after all... They wanted to avoid so much.... con-fusion."

"Joke of the Day 6/13/14 I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair."

"I tell people I'm narcoleptic so if I fall asleep when they're talking to me I don't seem rude."

"I like my women how I like my whiskey. 13 years old and mixed up with coke."

"What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ? ""Pack your trunk and clear out !"""

"Modern Medical Humor Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to read a medication bottle that says, ""May cause extreme sexiness"""

"I repeatedly slapped my girlfriend as hard as I could at the concert last night. I was clapping for the band."