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Joke of the Day
"I tell people I'm narcoleptic so if I fall asleep when they're talking to me I don't seem rude."
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"Whenever you're feeling really bad about yourself just remember, there's people that pay money to exercise."
"just got my nipples pierced! and they gave me a discount because I have so many!"
"It's very rude to not refer to the manager at Burger King as ""Your Majesty""."
"If plastic bags could be used as currency, my mom would be on a Forbes list."
"Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams? Because clams are shelf-ish."
"A Mexian magician is proffering on stage... He says ""On the count of 3 i will disappear."" Uno. Dos. *POOF * He disappears without a trace."
"How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle? Nail it's other hand to the floor."
"What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer? Shoes wisely"
"Screwdriver walks into a bar Bartender says hey man we have a drink named after you? The screwdriver asks ""you have a drink named Steve?"""