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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist."

"If I had a Dollar, If I had a dollar for every time a homeless person asked for change, I would still pretend to have not heard them."

"Why didn't the French soldier fight in the battle of France? He was on a summer retreat!"

"What does a proofreader have in common with a vampire? They search for type-os"

"What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning? A KKK-Cup!"

"How do you find will smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints"

"What's the difference between Trump and a Tree? Only one can get stumped..."

"mankind tried to Make Fire by banging 2 Rocks together.. All It got was Stone Cold"

"My friend asked me if I was ever going to stop singing Wonderwall... I said maybe."

"How do you know that you are dating a french horn player? Because when you kiss them they shove their fist up your butt"