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Joke of the Day

"What is more dangerous than a polar bear? A bi-polar bear."

"The ONLY reason I haven't unfriended you yet is because you have huge boobs and I have a feeling that I would miss seeing them."

"Do you think all Asians look alike? Are you Chris Chen? No, I'm Daniel Hsu. Do you think all Asians look alike or something? No, I mean, do you believe in Jesus?"

"I saw two blind people on campus today One of them walks by the same spot every day at 1:20. I've never seen the other one before. I don't think she's seen me either... or ever will."

"My friend said I didn't understand irony... Which is ironic because we were standing in a bus stop at the time."

"Two racist women were fighting on a subway.... the other woman said ""Go suck a big black albino dick""."

"What's brown and sticky? My dick after I fuck you in the ass. Edit: I only use this when severely drunk."

"A kid asked his father why he was giving the weird name Potedad. The dad said it was an anagram."

"A long queue of people waiting to be hit in the face This is the punch line"

"""Never go to bed angry"" is the worst advice ever. I haven't slept in eleven years."