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Joke of the Day
"My wedding will be open casket."
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"Why is Santa's Sack so big? Because he only comes once a year."
"My husband got his hand stuck in the dishwasher. So of course I had to fire her."
"Girl- send your pic. Me - i hv a group photo with friends. Girl- ok send. Me *sent a group photo* Girl - where are you ? Me- clicking pic."
"Guy told me I have ""Bambi eyes""...is that even a compliment? Oh god, please don't shoot my mother."
"My wife said I lack empathy I don't understand how she could feel that way."
"What do you call a chinese millionaire? Cha-Ching!"
"WANTED: Fun for Chemists (type jokes pls) I'd tell you a good chem joke but the best ones argon."
"Why did I eat so much paste in kindergarten? It really stuck to my ribs."
"I posted ""Happy Almost Mother's Day!"" on this chick I grew up with's Facebook page, guess I was the only one who remembered her abortion."