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Joke of the Day
"Why did I eat so much paste in kindergarten? It really stuck to my ribs."
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"""Omg, I literally just died"" -people who literally don't know what literally means"
"PASTOR: and the lord said unto uscan u stop please? it's very distracting ME: [bouncing up & down on yoga ball] i don't think he said that"
"Remember when double entry was an accounting term?"
"A dung beetle walks into a bar.... The bartender asks,""What's with the round faeces?"""
"What is the definition of ""indefinitely""? When your balls slap your girlfriend's ass, you know you're in definitely."
"What's the most annoying thing someone can say? Nevermind."
"Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road? Because of you."
"Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...? Because he's married. ;_; (I'll see myself out)."
"What do you call a dog that's into BDSM? A subwoofer."