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Joke of the Day
"My wife said I lack empathy I don't understand how she could feel that way."
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"I'm so terrible at Chess. The only way I'll ever get to say ""Checkmate"" is if I eat at a restaurant in Australia."
"So a man comes into a bar... Wait, no... It was a horse. So a man comes into a horse..."
"Sometimes I'll stop the treadmill at the gym and run in place. When people ask me what I'm doing, I'll say, ""Pretend stoplight."""
"If you visit a city, make sure you buy a T-shirt with that cities name on it so people know you went to that city."
"How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, they're efficient and they aren't very funny."
"A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. So who's driving? Neither! They're both research scientists gathering data on Google's driverless car. You racist"
"Trump: ""Knock knock"" Hillary: ""Who's there?"" Trump: ""Interrupting Donald Trump"" Hillary: ""Interrupting Donald Tr-"" Trump: ""WRONG"""
"""Report Spam"" is the elevator close door button of Twitter."
"Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie."