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Joke of the Day

"Carried 9 oranges up to the cashier and she says ""Ya want a box for them?"" ""I was willing to pay"" I said ""but I guess we can fight for em"""

"I only like two things in my life. Boobs."

"What do you call a Muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients? Asif Eyecare"

"What's a dish best served cold? Air condish."

"What's the most common view of porn? In HD."

"Why do elephants hide behind trees? To trip ants."

"Q: What connects the computers in Sauron's office? A: A Tolkien Ring network."

"A priest, an Imam, and a Rabbi walk into a bar... The bartender looks up and says: ""What is this, some kinda joke?"""

"Keep saying yellow and soon enough It'll sound like you're saying gullible."

"As a 37 year old man, I feel like I should know how to spell Febuary."