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Joke of the Day
"Everytime I have sex... It's really hands on."
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"We are not talking over a radio! This relationship is over! Me: This relationship is what? Over"
"Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey? The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece."
"Why do black men love pirate porn? Because of all the booty"
"My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him 'Don't be Sicily"
"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea told it not to."
"What do you do when you are done with the vegetables? You put them back in the wheelchair"
"I'm not racist because... I'd rather be black, than asian."
"I feel really sad for children with cancer and people who still use BlackBerrys."
"History Teacher: what ended in 1918 ? Student: 1917"