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Joke of the Day
"I can't STAND Shigesato Itoi... that Mother fucker."
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"What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks."
"Why don't North Koreans like jazz music? Because they don't have Seoul."
"""Do you want to play doctors and nurses?"" *flirty giggle* ""ok..."" ""I'm a specialist. The earliest I can see you is May next year"""
"Why can't the armless girl comb? Because she already had cancer."
"""Money isn't everything,"" I say, poorly."
"Is there a site I can go to where I can write down stuff that happens to me? Like an electronic diary (eDiary)?"
"I'm not one of those moms who talks about her kids all the time because their lives don't interest me in the least."
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef"
"There's a gay rights group suing the tobacco companies. Because they only sell straight-cut chew."