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Joke of the Day

"Is there a site I can go to where I can write down stuff that happens to me? Like an electronic diary (eDiary)?"

"Ever hear about the Mexican Train Killer? I heard he had locomotives."

"Yo momma's house so dirty When she smokes a cigarette, she turns it around to put it in the ashtray."

"Did you hear about the dog that's become the first to officially own pieces of art? He's the first dog to be able to lick his own Pollocks"

"That awkward moment when you're scuba diving and you see adele rolling in the deep."

"What do you call a blind dinosaur? An Idontthinkhesaurus."

"What do you call a balding Native American? A patchy.."

"I never want to have a threesome, If I wanted to dissappoint two people at once I'd have dinner with my parents."

"CALL AN AMBULANCE!? NO WAY! that old lady is DEFINITELY unconscious. here, go start my car. I'm gonna go wipe the prints off our frisbee."

"There was a guy at the basketball court He tried to make a shot in the fog. He mist."