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Joke of the Day

"I haven't talked to my girlfriend for the last couple days because of my addiction to this new game. I think The Division is really starting to get to her."

"What's the difference between a good Samaritan and a Jew? A good Samaritan means well, whereas a Jew is just well, mean."

"cat: mew me: actually its about games in journalism *cat continues to ask for food*"

"Family dinner. I was halfway through my 2nd egg roll before I realized everyone else at the table had been praying for the last 7 minutes."

"My wife's a ventriloquist, which means she has the ability to complain about having to give me a blowjob whilst actually giving me a blowjob."

"are you a broken air freshener Because you aren't making any scents"

"he literally just said, ""everyone's saying i won the debate."" is it possible...hear me out...trump has an imaginary friend named Everyone?"

"I can't believe its pancake day again already.. It's really creped up on me!"

"A Roman walks into a bar Holds up two fingers and says five beers please."

"I, for one... like Roman numerals."