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Joke of the Day
"Coworker: See you next year. Hahaha Me: Not if you die tonight. Hahaha"
Next Joke
"What is six inches long and stiff in the morning? Crib death."
"""Why is there music coming out of your printer?"" ""That will be the paper jamming again!"""
"What do you call a fish in orbit? Trouterspace."
"Now I know why Charlie Sheen was always Winning... ...he was just being positive."
"You guy want to hear a joke about a cat? Nah. I'm just kitten."
"Why do professional product reviewers like vacuum cleaners? No matter how good or bad it is, they can truthfully say ""it sucks."""
"I applied for a Cashier job at Wal-Mart the other day.. But they said that those 4 positions were already filled."
"My daughter just finished watching Frozen so, counting today that's 12,521,865,635,869 times since Tuesday"
"Better be named after what? If you had to choose, would you prefer having a disease named after you, or be named after your mother in law?"