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Joke of the Day
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chaz ! Chaz who ? Chaz nasty as you wanna be !"
"[two australians playing chess in a restaurant] check, mate *everyone explodes*"
"If your boyfriend doesn't buy you chocolates today, it's probably because he thinks you're fat."
"EA just announced this amazing FIFA 16 feature - player is now able to run from the FBI"
"Peter Jackson just found a postcard JRR Tolkien wrote his nephew in 1938. He's turning it into 22 nine-hour films."
"Why can black people jump so high Because their knee grows."
"""SANTA"" rearranged is ""SATAN""...I'm on to you fat man"
"I'm not single and I'm not committed... I'm simply on reserve for the one who deserves..."
"I came across Jenny's number! 867-5309"