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Joke of the Day
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him"
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"So apparently, all you can eat buffets do not include the waitresses..."
"The other day I walked up to a homeless person. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'I thought you were homeless!'"
"What does a widow say when she wakes up? Mourning"
"Said the Buddhist to the hot dog vendor... ""Make me one with everything"""
"Billions of years from now, Star Jones will expand and collapse in a brilliant explosion of cosmic matter and become Black Hole Jones."
"Q. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? A. Any place without a drive-up window."
"Dog The Bounty Hunter's greatest weakness is getting distracted when the fugitive throws a tennis ball."
"When you're in a Google Drev with the KKK So today I was working in groups with the KKK :^) http://imgur.com/mNG0RMi"
"Greatest joke ever !!! My life"