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Joke of the Day
"A Mexican and black person are in a car, who is driving? The cop"
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"Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ? Because he liked sole music !"
"The hardest part of getting a girls phone number is working up the courage to go through her trash and get it."
"A PIECE OF ADVICE Never play leapfrog with a unicorn."
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"What does the Indian chef do in his spare time? It's naan of your business!!!"
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"Of course I've slept in the wet spot My ex drooled like a Komodo dragon"
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