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Joke of the Day
"What do you see when the pillsbury doughboy bends over? Doughnuts"
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"What did Jesus say to Mohammed...? What did Jesus say to Mohammed? 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return? 'How many did you take with you?'"
"My wife said I should compliment her features more often... ... So I slashed her face."
"Texting is a brilliant way to miscommunicate how you feel, and misinterpret what other people mean."
"Press Release: ""Big thank you to Adrian Peterson and Ray Rice"" Sincerely, Tony Stewart's PR Team"
"What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm."
"[at heaven's gate] God: Tell me why I should let u in Me: I've never made anyone look at my baby's ultrasound pic God: You can have my bed"
"A joke from my grandfather who is a Indian man in the United States. Him: ""Muslims are going to vote for trump"" Me: ""Really?"" Him: ""Yeah. They want him to stop their parents from visiting constantly"""
"Me: sorry I rode a giraffe to your grandmas funeral Friend: what? that's not a giraffe Me: sorry I'm on drugs at your grandmas funeral"
"The inventor of distorted mirrors has passed away. His funeral will be held in asymmetry."