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Joke of the Day

"[at heaven's gate] God: Tell me why I should let u in Me: I've never made anyone look at my baby's ultrasound pic God: You can have my bed"

"Nan, what is death? Nan? NAN? .."

"You know what they say about prison... You go in a tight end and come out a wide receiver"

"What do you call a room full of Amish prostitutes? A furry fish market."

"Look at this fly rubbing his hands together, what is he up to?"

"'You look fat' is both an ice-breaker and a bone-breaker"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I've never had garbanzo bean on my face."

"Sex is like a good joke I dont get it"

"Save your money ...you never know when your friends will need it."

"A Pokemon GO player climbed to the summit of mount Everest... ...convinced that he would could catch a rare Pokemon. All he caught was a cold. It stared with a peak achoo."