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Joke of the Day
"How should a doctor treat a patient with Mesothelioma? Asbestos he can."
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"Why were there only 3 thousand Mexicans at the Alamo They could only find three minivans"
"What's the difference between up and down? It all depends on how you look at it"
"It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat."
"""Your password must contain at least 6 letters"" Hmm ok *starts writing* Dearest Catherine, it has been nearly a fortnight since I last wrote"
"What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country"
"I'm surprised the back of soy milk cartons don't have missing hipster children."
"Watch closely as the husband quietly approaches the calm children, riles them up into a frenzy, then slyly escapes to watch football."
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim, denim, denim. edit: (works best if said out loud)"
"Past, Present and Future walk into a bar... It was tense."