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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the school yard? To get to the other slide!"

"If I get $1 for every racist joke.. I'd be rich enough and black people would start robbing me."

"Whenever I'm waiting for an elevator & the door finally slides open I pretend I'm on a Game Show & just won a group of people"

"Robin Williams. Did you hear about Robin Williams dying? They said it was arson but I doubtfire.."

"Did you hear about the albino fortune-teller who died in the house fire? She was a rare medium, well-done."

"TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public."

"People ask if I saw any 'Red Flags'... Well, I was an anarcho-capitalist and she was a Hoxhaist..."

"Unknown person parked their car in my driveway, now it's my car. That's how that works, right?"

"I heard this joke about a guy who gave oral sex to his sister's daughter. It was a real niece lapper."

"A man worked at an orange juice factory, but he was canned becausehe couldn't concentrate."