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Joke of the Day
"What kind of charge did the Couch place against the Recliner? Sectional assualt."
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"My Internet is acting like a black guy It doesn't work"
"The little old woman who lived in a shoe... ...wasn't the sole owner - there were strings attached."
"What's black? What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron."
"Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra? He stood on the roof and conducted lightning."
"Me: Good night, moon. [30 mins later] Moon: I thought you went to bed. I saw you favorite that tweet. Why aren't you reading my messages?"
"Why did god give women legs? Have you ever seen that trail a slug leaves behind?"
"After 30 years of shopping, my wife still has nothing to wear."
"My friend told me all women are the same. He always makes broad generalizations."
"Two sowing machines are sitting in a bar.. And one says, *""Are you a singer?""* Then the other replies, *""Why? Janome?""*"