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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris drives a solar powered car at night."

"What is the Italian postal motto? We know where **you** live, your family too!"

"Seeing how Iron Man and Batman are only really smart and super rich, I'm really disappointed with Bill Gates."

"I was gonna make a joke about hitting the gym ...maybe tomorrow"

"A group of girls in our collage have chosen to turn into Bra-Burning feminists. All the boys intend to support this movement."

"Sometimes I squirt mayonnaise across my breasts so I don't forget what it's like to have a boyfriend."

"I'm really good at writing palindromes where the 2nd half is gibberishhsirebbig si flah dn2 eht erehw semordnilap gnitirw ta doog yllaer m'I"

"Knock knock.... (Who's there?) Ellen Pao's Resume."

"Thinking it's a not a good thing when the pizza delivery guy knows my dog by name."

"I accidentally bought regular Cheerios instead of Honey Nut and now my breakfast tastes like I'm attending a party sober."