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Joke of the Day
"There was a kidnapping in my neighborhood today... So i woke him up."
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"WIFE: Don't tell the kids but I threw away those awful pictures they made & stuck on the fridge ME: [sprinting towards the bin] MY ART"
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"Where do people send crazy cigarettes? To the menthol institution"