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Joke of the Day
"Where do people send crazy cigarettes? To the menthol institution"
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"*strums ukulele* This one goes out to my ex wife, Lucy. It's called ""I know how much you hate ukuleles so I wrote a 9 minute ukulele song"""
"4 y/o: how does Santa go to everyone's house in one night me: warp speed 4 y/o: warp speed isn't real me: neither is Santa go to sleep"
"Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop."
"My girlfriend asked me: ""Reddit or me?"" Sometimes I miss her."
"Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset? He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock ""Whose there?"" Not Billy"
"What do you call a camel with no humps? Humpfree! :P"
"R1D1 must have sucked."
"... Your future"
"Clearly cheating A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""