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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a feminist and a spear? A spear has a point!"
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"What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater ? Warren !"
"What is Michele Obama's favorite vegetable? Barack-oli"
"What America thinks of Donald Trump is what the world thinks of America."
"Preparing a work evaluation for someone who adds shit to my day on a regular. Wondering if ""inbred whackadoodle"" paints a full picture."
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? What's up my nigga?!"
"""Make cave drawing. It last longer."" - Cavewoman bitch"
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side!"
"I fcuking love it when my girlfriend uses her evil psychotic skills for my benefit and not against me."
"Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality? There's no such thing as potato quality there."