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Joke of the Day
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side!"
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"What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock? A Nokia"
"I said I was sorry three times looking in the mirror and now I'm in Canada"
"Why did the stand up comic quit comedy to become a obstetrician? He needed to work on his delivery."
"How do u call a Boomerang that doesnt come back ? a Stick"
"Two fish are in a tank. One fish turns to the other and says ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"" The other fish says ""Holy shit a talking fish!"""
"i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami"
"Why can't you hear rabbits having sex in the woods? They have cotton balls!"
"What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk? You're gonna be pooped after this."
"What was the code to hitler's secret bunker? NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!"