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Joke of the Day
"A chef accidentally put yeast in his broth The result was soup rising"
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"I bought some super sensitive condoms a few months ago and they won't stop crying because I don't use them."
"I'm surprised that more people don't become astronauts The amount of space cadets I come across is startling"
"Your eyes are like the stars Not because their beautiful, but because their so far apart"
"My internet was down for 5 minutes today So I went downstairs and spoke to my family. They seem like nice people."
"Ever been so completely out of toilet paper that you send your kid next door to get some? Me neither, I just like to embarrass my kid."
"SERIOUS WARNING! Do not go outside! On the 31st December around 11:59pm. Do not go outside your house otherwise chances are, you will not come back until next year!!! Please tell everyone u care for."
"Who invented the round table? Sir Cumference."
"Thumb war is never the thumb answer."
"What do you call a cop in court for murder? Unlikely"