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Joke of the Day

"A world without women would be a pain in the ass."

"What is Reddit's favorite airliner? Virgin airlines."

"Want to hear something really fun about science? You would. Nerd."

"Opening a store called The Gorp! It's exactly like The Gap except we sell gravy."

"I think you can all settle down. Its unlikely Instagram will ever find buyers for photos of 20 000 feet and a billion sunsets."

"My penis and I have had the same secret handshake for 13 years. Friends forever."

"Responsible parents should teach their kids that it's not the person you hate, it's their guts."

"What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year? Avo, CA does."

"How do you tell the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Taste."

"When your girlfriend is PMS'ing, cheer her up by showing her that ""totally weird"" text you got from your ex last night."