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Joke of the Day

"A world without women would be a pain in the ass."

"The term ""Grammar Nazi"" is no longer as common It is now called the ""alt-write""."

"What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you? You pull the trigger again."

"I get all my indisputable political facts from what my uncle Harold posts on Facebook. Like did u know Obama killed the last living unicorn?"

"My mom said that my room was really foul smelling. I told her to suck it up"

"I just saw two blind and deaf lesbians walking down the street with their hands down one anothers knickers.....I think they were lip reading?"

"Did you hear about the Brooklyn bubblebrain who was two hours late for work because the escalator got stuck?"

"What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? ""Halloumi"""

"A husband says to his wife... ""What would you do if I won the lottery?"". She replied ""I'd take half, then leave you."" ""Excellent!"", he retorted, ""I won 12, here's 6, now fuck off""."

"Blackjack is just like my love life I always hit on 15"