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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust? Spit, swallow, gargle."
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"FUN FACT: Hitler used to say goodbye to people, then come back into the room for something and make everyone awkwardly say goodbye again."
"Men in Black 3 is in theaters and 3 black men are in a Kardashian."
"My mom just replied to my text with ""K."" Whooooaaa busy lady, is there some emergency over on FarmVille?"
"I tried to take on ISIS with a shotgun. Iraq'd and then Iran"
"Hey people, I've invented a new word. Plagiarism."
"A man asks his wife what she wants for Valentine's Day. ""I want you to get something that will make me look sexy,"" she says. So he goes shopping and returns home with a case of beer."
"What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley? The position of the dirtbag."
"What do you call a fat man in a white t-shirt? A Man-in-a-tee."
"Why don't we drink chicken milk? It tastes fowl."