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Joke of the Day

"I wish I had a dollar for every time someone asked me if my hair really was ginger.. Then again I just wish people would talk to me"

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"Why are black people afraid of high fives? They don't want to be left hanging"
"Why did FIFA have surgery? They had to remove their Blatter."
"This relationship is over. Over. ~dumping someone via walkie talkie."
"Yes, I am having meat on Friday. I won't tell God if you don't."
"I was going to buy tickets to see Michael McDonald in concert... ...but I keep forgetting"
"Why is the British weather like Islam? Because it's either Sunni or Shi'ite"
"What do you call a singing bottle of mustard? Celine Dijon"
"When I was a kid I thought I had a Chinese friend But it was just my imaginasian."