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Joke of the Day

"What do you call butt sex in public? PDAnal"

"Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!"

"Why did Saddam Hussein never have sex? ....because he was afraid he'd see Bush."

"Son: ""Dad, can we talk about the sex with my girlfriend?"" Dad: ""Sure. What's up, buddy?"" Son: ""Could you please stop doing it?"""

"What's the difference between an outlaw, and an inlaw? Outlaws are wanted."

"As a gamer, who experiences little to no drama, I'm always so confused about this game referendum. They're not playing video games, they're playing drama, the game. I hear it got bad reviews."

"What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am? It's your dad."

"Why did the dyslexic engineer fail college? Because he didn't understand psychics."

"What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks? A Roman Catholic."

"Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were. Mother: Well next time remember where you put things!"