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Joke of the Day

"Tell me a joke I've never heard before. Original jokes warmly welcomed!"

"What has hands but can't clap? Stephen Hawking"

"I'm not really sure I'm understanding this financial crisis in Greece... It's all Greek to me."

"I forgot how to throw a boomerang And then it came back to me"

"How did the man find out his sister was actually his half-sister? He saw her penis"

"If I were a fly on the wall, I'd probably be the slow, uncoordinated one that makes someone feel like a ninja for killing me on first try."

"[clown cleaning shower] MRS CLOWN: Don't forget to remove the hair from the drain. [clown just keeps pulling long multi-coloured hair out]"

"Facebook features three types of women: hot, Photoshopped hot, and a dog for a profile pic."

"What type of classical music do chickens like best? Bach."

"I'm so attractive Whenever I enter a room, the lights get turned on"