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Joke of the Day
"I wish I had a job where I could just punch stupid motherfuckers in the face all day."
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"Nudist's have the right idea.. Screw laundry!"
"What do you call it when cosine plays? Cos(play)"
"What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo."
"[NSFW] I was seeing a girl once, five actually... Then the sorority started looking into the strange sounds in the attic."
"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym? I'll re-rack."
"I saw a transvestite... wearing a T-shirt that said ""Guess"". Source: Demetri Martin. Person."
"I choose what country to visit each year by the shape of the first chicken nugget I eat."
"If you could choose between world peace and 1 million dollars... What would you buy?"
"I had a fight once. ""You should see the other guy!"" I said. My wife agreed. She's been seeing him for years now, they're a lovely couple."