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Joke of the Day

"NSFW What word starts with a 'C' and then ends with 'U-N-T'? ""Count"" you dumb cunt."

"What is the difference between Jesus and Hitler? Jesus fed 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish... Hitler made 6 million Jews toast..."

"My friend just had a baby. He ordered it online from the Taiwanese black market."

"I saw an ad for burial plots and I thought, that's the last thing I need."

"In the middle east its hard to tell who's crazy, And Hussein."

"[NSFW] What's the difference between Harry Potter and Jews? Harry Potter came out of the chamber alive."

"How does Sean Connery shave? CTRL + S"

"The Pythagorean Theorem, Newton's Third Law and Bernoulli's Principle walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""I'm not going to get this joke aren't I?"""

"How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.."

"A Rabbi, a Canadian, and a New Yorker walk into a bar Just kidding the Rabbi was actually a terrorist and they all died in the explosion!"