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Joke of the Day
"god created the world in 7 days well it took 9 months to create me so clearly im a big deal"
Next Joke
"What's that thing called when your crush likes you back? Oh yeah. Imagination."
"What do you call a lesbian with long finger nails? *Single*."
"What rock group have four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore."
"I still remember that moment I said I love you too, coz that's the exact moment my life got fucked up!"
"What do you call a cow that just had a baby? De-calf-inated"
"Why JFK doesn't wear hats? It is an airport."
"The first thing they teach you in AA is to stop hanging around other alcoholics. So I listened, and never went back."
"What's blue and tacky? Smurf shit"
"The girl working at Best Buy saw me checking her out. She walked up and asked me ""Do you need help?"" I replied ""No, I am just looking."""