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Joke of the Day
"god created the world in 7 days well it took 9 months to create me so clearly im a big deal"
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"How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards? I wub wub wub you...."
"If I can make you laugh with a Facebook Status... Imagine what I could do if we met at a bar."
"""are you sure these x-rays are safe?"" [doctor 12 feet away behind a lead wall] you're fine"
"What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)? I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational."
"That awkward moment when your friends are singing ""happy birthday to you"" and you don't know where to look."
"The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."
"Sometimes you have to put your phone down and take a look at what's around you.. And wonder how you drove your car into a swimming pool."
"Did you hear about the three guys that walked into a bar? You'd think the third guy would've ducked."
"What is a Redneck virgin? A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!"