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Joke of the Day

"What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door? A zebra with a spear through its head."

"What do a flat-earther, a Nazi, and YOU have in common? They all get one vote."

"""Spelt"" is a type of wheat. ""Spelled"" is what you just did incorrectly."

"Maybe if Red Bull gave me buffalo wings i'd give a shit."

"Identity theft is the most diabolical way someone can compliment you on doing a good job at life."

"Historians say teenagers in medieval times would send an average of 180 tiny scrolls by raven per day"

"In high school, everyone used to call me the class clown it was probably because of the face paint."

"What's a poker player's favorite sitcom? Full House."

"eer booze and fun!' 'An Indian a Rabbi the Pope an Italian and an Irishman all walk into a bar together and sit down. The bartender looks at all 5 of them and says ""What is this... some kind of joke?"""

"What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids"