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Joke of the Day
"What's the most common illness affecting neckbeards? M'laise."
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"it's cool how the members of Anonymous are so good at computer stuff, but also wrote so many great poems and inspirational quotations."
"(Mild GoT spoilers) Why is Hodor's real name Wylis? Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout."
"My son walks in on me masturbating. He asks me what am i doing. I say, don't worry son you will be doing it soon. Why dad? he asks. Because my arm is getting tired"
"(Utterly awful joke ahead) What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef? A borkmark."
"Extra virgin olive oil is just olive oil who got dating advice from me."
"Turkey and Russia Turkey is going to be Putin place by Russia."
"There's nothing worse than when you tell someone it's a long story and they reply with ""I have time."""
"Do you ever get the feeling that you're being watched? Because if it's bothering you, I'll stop."
"How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup? With 26 characters he met at a party."