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Joke of the Day
"In Canada... ...you are more likely to be killed by a moose than a terror plot. Damn Mooselisms."
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"I just want a man who'll drag me to the bedroom, throw me on the bed & do dirty dishes while I take a nap. Is that too much to ask for?"
"When you talk you repeat what you already know; but if you listen you often learn something new."
"Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris."
"What's red and is bad for your teeth? A brick"
"What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall... :)"
"When your friends start with the Dead Baby jokes, hit them with this (NSFW): How do you blend a baby? Feet first so you can cum in its mouth as it screams."
"Her: I'd take a bullet for you. Me: How soon can you do that?"
"What did the mobster call it when he couldn't move his dead friend's body? Rigatoni!"
"What is flat, at the center of the universe, and warming?"